A NORMAL GUY VS. EDWARD CULLEN
A normal guy would say: I love you Baby!
Edward Cullen would say: â€œYou are my life now.â€
Normal Guy would say: â€œI think I am falling for you.â€
Edward Cullen would say: â€œThe Lion fell in Love with the Lambâ€
Normal Guy would say: â€œYou hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!â€
Edward Cullen would say: â€œYour hair looks like a haystackâ€¦ but I like it.â€
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward Cullen would kill himself because life without you isnâ€™t worth living.
(â€œWell, I wasnâ€™t going to live without you..â€ He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious. â€œ..but I wasnâ€™t sure how to do it. I knew Emmet and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi.â€)
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: â€œBye, see ya!â€
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: â€œCome back to me, love.â€
(He smiled my favorite smile. â€œHurry back to me.â€
As you come back home, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldnâ€™t even notice.
As you come back home, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
(â€œI heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadnâ€™t touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home.â€™)
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldnâ€™t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldnâ€™t even notice the waitress was a female.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: â€œI miss you.â€
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: â€œItâ€™s like youâ€™ve taken half myself with youâ€
A normal guy wouldnâ€™t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
(â€œDo you want me to sing to you? Iâ€™ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.â€)
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.
A normal guy does it with everyone.farah
Edward Cullen only does it with one.